5:30 am - husband comes home from a long night of brewing super yucky beer...we prefer german beer, so its all yucky if it isn't...wait i lied...we like bud light lime
5;45 am - i fall back to sleep hoping he hadn't turned up the heater to boil me alive
7:00 am - wake up, wake up child
7:05 am - wake up child again
7:10 am - shake child awake...and she is past the shaken baby syndrome age...thank god
7:11 am - go to porch to freeze my arse off while i smoke a cigarette...oops did i say that...yes i smoke..its taking the bad years off, the diaper years, the drooling years, the "who are you again, i cant believe you are my child years"...at least that is what i tell myself
7:14 am - come back in to the house, partially frozen and smelling not so lovely....sit in front of the computer and check my email, check etsy, check email again...and ponder why i have no sales...hmm i tell myself its the holidays...secretly stressed out
7:30 am ...yell to child from computer....ARE YOU READY , YOUR GONNA MISS THE BUS!!!
7:31 am - child yells back...IM BRUSHING MY HAIR, DOES IT LOOK BOUNCY?, i yell back...LOOKS BOUNCY, lets go
7:40 am - search around for keys, get child ready, make sure child has back pack, insturment (depending if it is tuesday or thursday) wait....what day is it...damn check the calander..okay lets go
7:45 am - back from dropping off sed child to bus stop, disrobe gigantic coat that makes me look like a snowman from a bad eighties movie, head to the bed where i first freeze my husband...which i secretly enjoy...then fall peacfully back to sleep.
11:30 - 12:30 am/pm - depending on the day...i get up, groggy and needing my triple expresso fix...im not joking about this, i drip expresso with a bit of organic sugar, the organic parts makes me feel better about myself...considering i just took off another year of my life with the caffine.
12:40 pm - check etsy, check email, check etsy, check email...check forums, read blogs, tell people i posted on my blog, check views on my shoppe
1:30 pm - print out orders, check etsy, check views...wonder how to get more sales..try to be super quiet to not wake sleeping beauty of a husband (ps sleeping beauty has a mohawk)
1:50 pm - depending on amount of orders.....cut fabric, fold fabric, pack fabric...and repeat
3:00 pm - log onto paypal and fight with the usps shipping tool on paypal...at least im saving 5%
on shipping, am i really saving 5%...spending many minutes figuring out who's husband belongs to which wife's order......hooray for husband's paypal account. what is he buying?
3:40 pm - check etsy, check email, check etsy, check email...check forums, read blogs, tell people i posted on my blog, check views on my shoppe
4:00 pm - sed child comes home from school...convo sounds like this...
me: how was school?
sed child: it was great?
sed child: i'm hungry?
sed child? can i get on the computer
me: im working....even though im reading blogs...that counts doesn't it?
sed child goes to fridge digs around, finds food, turns on tv, asks me a bunch of questions i really dont listen to and give hap hazard answers...as im thinking ssshhhs..im trying to relist here.
4:20 pm - oh s%&t i have to go to the post office....i want everyones stuff to get there super duper pronto style.
4:45 pm - at the supermarket again...what the heck did i need, hmm those fabulous chocolate cookies look fab, and that great cheap bottle of rose wine, yumm ........ oh dinner, whoops forgot about that.
5:00 pm- get home, check etsy, check email, check etsy, check email...check forums, read blogs, tell people i posted on my blog, check views on my shoppe
5:10 pm- check etsy, check email, check etsy, check email...check forums, read blogs, tell people i posted on my blog, check views on my shoppe
6:00 pm- husband leaves for work, im sad
and now its 10:05 pm and im still on the computer, blogging, checking emails, checking etsy